Look You Fool! There Is Nothing Absolutely Wrong With Your Computer...Except For
How So Very Cheap It Is! Please Do Not Try Anything Stupid, Such As Attempting
This Is Simply Pure Cheesiness & Unadulterated Corniness At Its Finest! It Is The
Juxtaposition & Absurdity of Life....Not My Life, But Your Life.
So While You're Sitting There & Hating, I Am Actually Reshaping Your Thoughts
To Anything My Imagination Can Conceive Your Imagination To Imaginate...
Whether imaginate Is A Word Or Not, That Is Your Responsibility To Determine.
That Determination, Just So You Know, Has Nothing To DoWith The Next Hour
OrSo, Where All That You See And HearWill Be Under My Complete Control.
This Control Is The Khalifa Of Awe And Mystery Of my Aspie MindConnecting With
Your Amygdala, Manipulating Your Synapsis From The Deepest
Parts Of My Pretended Narcissism Into Your Subconscious, Via A
Local Transmission Through Back Through YourMedulla Oblongata,
Satirically Guiding You, Theoretically Through Into What Some MitochloriansCall
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